Remember the girl I threw down the stairs? We have some pretty sick stories.
One day we decided to fuck in the stairs of my apt. It was around 12am. You can't imagine how awesome was having sex, especially for a 17 year old, with an older girl, somewhere other than my tiny bed... Anyway, right after we finished, I felt grossed out because I had no idea where to throw my condom, if I came back home, I would wake my parents up, and we were trying to head out.
Smart me, decided to throw that nasty shit up in a roof on top of the entrance, I tried a few times to only come back to me, hit my face, and get my hands all nasty of bodily fluids, finally I threw it so hard, it never came back down, so we left.
Next day, coming back from school, all I see is my mom standing outside waiting for with this mad face. She yelled and yelled for good 15 minutes to make sure I knew, the found and CLEANED off the entrance what I thought was long gone into the wind.