Back in my first year of college, I was dating a girl. We used to have a lot of fun together. In those days I was living with my parents and grandpa, in a small apartment on West 49 st, in Hialeah. One day I invited her over so we could “hang out.” It was perfect, my parents were at work, my grandpa was being taken care of by this lady who didn't really give a shit about him anyway, and he was asleep most of the time.
I asked this lady to please leave the house for few hours as I was bringing over company, she wasn’t stupid, and I was too young to think about boundaries… Anyway, she agreed and left.
We came home and spend couple of hours in my room, around 02:30, we were heading out. Our apartment was on a 2nd floor, meaning that we needed to take the stairs to come in or exit.
On our way down, I had the brilliant idea to be all sexy and naughty and I slapped her ass so hard, that all I heard next was she skipping a couple of steps, falling her ass flat on one of the steps and rolling down all the way to the door.
Luckily, she didnt get hurt, and I don’t remember another time where I laughed so hard and for so long that I had abdominal pain for a day.
Up to this day, we still talk and laugh about it like one of our best memories.
This was her message after reading this. 10 years later we still laugh about it 😂